I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
If I had KNOWN you and mom were coming to visit, I wouldn't have passed out in the frat. This is why I hate surprises.
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
the intervention consisted of my aunt taking me to chuck-e-cheezs and telling me that this was my future - either as a mom or as a waitress - unless i stopped fucking around.
did she buy you pizza?
I just had a horrible epiphany. I have fucked girls younger than Star Tours
This text was so worth waking up to
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
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