When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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