i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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