There's a walmart bag of my vomit outside my front door. I just really need someone to appreciate that with me.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
Every fourth of July I get sentimental when I think back to the one where we drove around baked off our asses crashing multiple cookouts listening to Team America's "America, Fuck Yea" on repeat. I miss us.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
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