Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
You're the end to all my bad dreams.
Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
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