i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Miracle whip is the devil's jizz.
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
Shame - the story of my life.
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