No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
I don't believe in coincidence. I believe in the stars aligning perfectly to sodomise me in public. Who ever said I was cynical?
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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