no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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