Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
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