YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
I'm at about main and main street
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
I just had sex on a roof
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
Gay?
German.
Pity.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
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