Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
I should put together a new mom basket for her. It would have diapers, vodka, ambien, and tissues for when she cries about her wasted youth.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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