Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
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