party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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