so the weed I found in my fridge is actually lettuce. tell jim I need that 5 bucks after all
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
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