She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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