Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
Woke up to the first three complete chapters of my new novel titled "If My Dick Could Talk" waiting for me on my laptop
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
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