you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
this will be a night to untag.
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
I asked this couple what they would like to drink and they leaned toward me eagerly and asked if we still have THE root beer ... Idk if this is code for please add cocaine to my drink
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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