I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
You know you have hit the best years of your life when you enlist the 5 year old to be ball boy during beer pong and pay him with candy you stole from Walgreens
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
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