I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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