The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
I think scott just propositioned me for sex
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
how does that bad decision feel?
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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