Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
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