I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
Fuck this. I'm adopting 12 cats and naming them after the 12 disciples. Maybe Jesus will have sympathy for me then.
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Randomize
