I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
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