what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
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