I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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