Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
I got fingered by sexual harassment panda last night, by a van, I can't remember if he took off his furry panda hands...
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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