big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
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