party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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