i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
dream priorities were more important than voting today. don't tell me you wouldn't keep going back to sleep to find out who would win a fight between oprah and godzilla
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
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