you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
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