billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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