If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
My new roommate just announced that she got her period, popped a percoset, smoked a bowl, and started playing a video game. She says she's not moving till it's over. New hero?
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
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