Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
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