oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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