I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
Randomize
