Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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