Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Dude I was fucking my girl on the couch and her dog came up and licked my balls. Does that mean we just had a threesome?
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
Someone broke into my car and stole it then left me $300 to pay for the damages with a lovely note that said "we just couldn't pass up the boxed wine... Sorry about the window."
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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