Sry I called you an 8
Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
i grabbed his hand and told him i loved him and then he looked down and said "i love...mallomars" and shoved like three in his mouth. never been so embarrassed.
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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