Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
I don't want my vagina anymore.
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
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