so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
I'm going to text my booty call and tell him nevermind, that I got the job finished by myself. That will teach him to text back faster.
This lesson is brought you by a psychology class.
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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