There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
All the doctor said was why
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