Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
how do you say “i know we haven’t hung out in a month, but i gave myself an amazing orgasm to your picture the other day” without coming on too strong
You told him he “could park his dick in your garage”.
Well he didn’t. It shouldn’t be this hard to get a penis.
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