And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
my fart just smelled so bad i acutally gagged
just because you are now my girlfriend does not mean you can text me nasty shit
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
Every time I burp I plan an escape route because I'm scared I'm gonna puke on grandma
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
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