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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
I feel like I've been hit by a train. I woke up this morning covered in wine, free condoms, and a sign language dictionary.
worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
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