She said I could do whatever I wanted to her. I pumped for 20 seconds, apologized, rolled over and passed out. I sit directly across from her at work. Awkward?
we're chasing vodka with high fives
you need to not memorize your credit card number for drunk pizza
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
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