My room smells like vodka and shame
I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
I want your puppy
I meant pussy
I would rather you take my puppy
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
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