Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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