dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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