Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
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