Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I'm at breakfast still drunk holding a blow up parrot
I was talking to this girl who was in love with the air force. I was doing decently until I mentioned that the navy actually has more planes. Cockblocked by my knowledge of random trivia again.
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
its liver damage thursday
His nipple licking is glorious
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