i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
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