Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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