no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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