david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
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