She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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